so basically watson did all of the memes, all of them. so i was like *steal* and here we are.
YOUR BOY SIDE
[x] You wear hoodies
[x] You wear jeans
[ ] Dogs are better than cats (what no)
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt
[ ] You've played with/against boys on a team (sports? what's that?)
[x] Shopping is torture
[x] Sad movies suck
[ ] You own an XBOX
[x] You own a Wii
[ ] You played with Hot Wheels as a little kid (I had video hgames)
[ ] At some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega
[ ] You used to be/ is obsessed with Power Rangers
[x] You watch/watched early morning cartoons
[x] You watch sports on TV
[x] You go to your dad for advice
[ ] You have played sport at a state level
[ ] You used to/do collect collector trading cards
[x] You have worn baggy sweatpants
[ ] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors (blue is the best color ever and no one can tell me otherwise)
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[ ] Sports are fun (what the fuck is sports?)
[x] You talk with food in your mouth
[ ] You sleep at night with your socks on (i never wear socks)
[x] You have fished at least once (i love fishing! :33)
TOTAL: 15
YOUR GIRL SIDE
[ ] You love to shop
[x] You wear eyeliner
[ ] You wear the colour pink
[x] You go to your mom for advice
[ ] You considered cheerleading a sport
[ ] You hate wearing the colour black
[x] You like going to town (i was raised by mountain people in the fuckin dirt so this is a given)
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[ ] You like wearing jewelery
[ ] You cried watching The Notebook
[-] Skirts are a part of your wardrobe (only long ones. <3 longskirts)
[ ] Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars
[ ] You are/were in gymnastics (against my will, asshats.)
[ ] It takes you around a half an hour to shower
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[ ] Sometimes you care about what you look like
[ ] You like wearing dresses sometimes
[ ] You like wearing body spray
[ ] You wear high heel shoes
[x] You used to play with dolls as a kid (i liked to cut off all their hair and cover them in fake blood so... uh?)
[x] You have put makeup on others (i made watson look like a white keisha fabo once. SKILLZ.)
[ ] You like being the star of almost everything
[ ] You love shoe shopping
[ ] Pink is one of your favourite colors
TOTAL: 4 1/2
I AM A MANLADY
ok here's one that's not a checklist
Author you love?
Andrew Hussie
Best Friend
Can't live without?
Tumblr
Dream Destination?
LA. Because i like sun (even though i burn really bad) and beaches and tripping celebrities.
Embarrassing Moment?
Everything I've ever done, ever.
Favorite Food?
Pizza, sushi, cheesecakes, slushies
Greatest Achievement?
I've never achieved anything lol
Hometown?
Here. The place where I'll live and die a boring, mundane idiot.
Innermost Fear?
see above.
Just finished reading?
Homestuck, actually I haven't finished it. but I plan to.
Kindle?
*is too broke to give a shit*
Love to read?
only off of a computer screen.
Makes you laugh?
Watson and her immense faggotry
Number one movie?
Ghostbusters II
One Wish?
more wishes.
Pizza Topping?
Pepperoni, ham, sausage, bacon, pineapple, green pepper. make sure it's stuffed crust.
Quote that describes you?
"ur a faget"
Reading Now?
Homestuck
Siblings?
nope.avi
Texted Last?
watson, from my mom's phone, in line for the vampire house at fright night. I told her to tell liv that i saw gamzee.
Understands you the best?
the internet
Vanilla or Chocolate
mint, bipches.
Worst habit?
stealing medkits
X-rays you've had?
teeth. collarbone. ankle.
Your favorite song?
Souljaquest
Zodiac Sign?
Leo
now for a hetalia one because i'm a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb!
Northern Italy (Veneziano)
[x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit. (i love food guise)
[ ] You're very happy-go-lucky
[ ] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[x]you have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up (it's called my entire hairdo)
[x] You're a good artist (only going on what people have told me.)
[ ] You can be clumsy at times
[x] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something (two guesses as to who it is. hint- she's a douchebag.)
[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation
► 5
Germany (Ludwig)
[ ] You're very stoic and serious
[x] Sausages (in particular those of the wurst variety) are your favorite foods.
[ ] You like to walk dogs/your dog
[ ] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed
[ ] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[x] You work very hard
[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time'
[x] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[x] You've had issues with money once or twice
► 5
Japan (Kiku Honda)
[x] You're very mature
[ ] You think everything over before saying it.
[x] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
[x] You isolated yourself during childhood
[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[x] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[ ] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[x] You're good at practical tasks
[x] You need time to adjust to new people
► 6
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
[x] You love hamburgers
[x] You think you're awesome
[x] You love to invent things
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[ ] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[ ] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[ ] You're terrified of ghosts
[x] You know aliens exist
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[ ] You wear glasses
► 5
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
[x] You like tea (can i check this twice i drink more tea than anyone ever)
[ ] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[x] You're very sarcastic
[ ] Your cooking is awful
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[x] You have tried doing black magic before (i tried to hold a seance with one of my friends once. nothing happened.)
[ ] You get drunk quite easily. (i think i inherited my dad's ability to hold alcohol, but i've never drank too much...)
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
[ ] You're good at embroidery
►4
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
[ ] You're very affectionate
[x] You think you have a great fashion sense
[x] You like wine
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[x] You love red roses
[x] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women (i'm kind of questioning on this... for me to start to want to romance anyone, they have to be SO FUCKING AWESOME. I have never met anyone irl who meets my ridculously high standards. I can look at a guy or a girl and say, "oh, they're attractive." but i've never met anyone irl that didn't suck a duck)
[ ] You're very proud of yourself
[x] You love culture and the arts
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[x] You say you're a gourmet ( I LOVE FOOD GUISE)
► 5
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
[ ] You had a very sad childhood.
[ ] You're very tall
[x] You have a tendency to switch between personalities ("happy fag" and "grumpy fag")
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time
[x] You love sunflowers (i really like flowers of all kinds weh)
[ ] You love vodka
[x] You can seem intimidating to other people
[x] You're very strong
[x] You have a big nose (it's roundish and wider than my mum's)
[x] You have a strange laugh that can scare people (KAKAKAKAKAKAKAAAAAHAAHAKAKA)
► 6
China (Wong Yao)
[x] You're very mature
[ ] You're very superstitious
[ ] You're very religious
[x] You love pandas
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[ ] You love Hello Kitty
[ ] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[x] You work hard
[x] You're good at drawing
[x] You like sweets
► 5
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
[x] You are very well-raised
[x] You're polite
[x] You love classical music
[x] You like cake
[x] You have a mole on your face (it's on my chin.)
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away (who the hell doesn't do this)
[x] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument (lol listen to mah geetar)
[x] You've composed music before
[x] You tend to call people 'morons'
[ ] You wear glasses
► 9
Canada (Matthew Williams)
[x] You're often ignored by people
[ ] You look younger than you actually are
[x] You love hockey
[x] You love polar bears
[ ] You hate fighting
[x] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy (MY ENTIRE HEAD)
[ ] You often get mistaken for someone else
[ ] You feel under-appreciated
[ ] You're bilingual
[ ] You always carry a bear with you
[ ] You wear glasses.
► 4
Cuba
[ ] You smoke
[x] You're very physically strong
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[ ] You like hot weather (I'm a ginger, we cannot physically handle heat)
[x] You can be very friendly from time to time
[ ] You look very tough on the outside
[ ] You make a very nice role-model
[ ] You don't let people get a word in edgewise
► 3
Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)
[x] You have a potty-mouth
[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair
[ ] You used to be a very tough kid
[x] You're very reliable
[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
[x] You're very faithful
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
[x] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. (i have no idea what this means but i think it means medkit-stealing douchebaggery so)
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[ ] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
► 7
Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)
[x] You're very loyal
[x] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
[ ] You're very serious
[ ] You have a lot of patience
[x] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[x] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..
[x] You're not very confident
[ ] You were quite rebellious as a child
[x] People tend to walk all over you
[x] You're a born worrier
► 7
Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You're quite hyperactive
[x] You can be quite goofy
[ ] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
[x] You're very wary of strangers
[ ] It takes you ages to come out of your shell
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
[x] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[x] You get up to lots of crazy antics
► 6
Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)
[x] You're quite mean-spirited (8luh 8luh huge 8itch)
[x] You're a bit of a hooligan
[x] You're very loyal
[x] You're very good at tactics
[ ] You "hate" Russia
[x] You love to fight people
[ ] You can avoid marriages quite well
[x] You're not always taken seriously
[ ] You like drinking
[x] You want to become stronger
► 7
so remember when i was austria
srsly though why wasn't romano on here i mean i am him he is me